Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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