how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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