i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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