Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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