Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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