? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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