how can u be prego again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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