I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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