I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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