i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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