Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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