Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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