My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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