Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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