my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My breasts were aching with rage.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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