I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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