some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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