If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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