It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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