What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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