I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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