i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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