This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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