belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
