just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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