chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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