why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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