This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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