it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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