I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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