is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Holy shit dude........stairs
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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