Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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