I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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