Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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