This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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