Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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