I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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