Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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