my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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