No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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