Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's just like the Real World with babies
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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