new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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