we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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