can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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