Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
too bad you live with your parents still
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Couch. On fire.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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