I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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