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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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