I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The best revenge is premature balding
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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