i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We left the knife in your bed.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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