Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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