sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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