Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
