mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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