What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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