Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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